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I write stuff and talk about stuff and watch stuff. It's a very exciting life. Friend me and I'll friend you back. If you're here for Queer as Folk, I am no longer involved in that fandom.

So, I wrote some Twilight fic. I'm about ready to kill myself any day now. I have lost all self-respect, jsyk.

Title: Spring Awakening
Author: juteux
Rating: NC-17 for some vampire bootay.
Characters/pairings: Bella/Edward, Jacob
Summary: Bella runs into a certain werewolf, fifteen years after her change. All you have to know is that the Cullens no longer live in Forks. (I'm also writing a prequel to this.)
Disclaimer: They are real and they are mine.

( Spring Awakening )

You know, I totally love Rpattz as Edward, but when I'm writing I'm picturing Gaspard in my head.

Because as a wise prostitute once said, "The bad stuff is easier to believe."

Leave a comment for me at my snap cup? Spread the love?

http://users.livejournal.com/wisteria_/828548.html?thread=15303300#t15303300

ETA: You guys are adorable.

You know what really bugs me? A certain variety of Fanon Justin. The Justin who is always blushing and giggling, bouncing around, squealing, stomach constantly growling, and dresses like shit (with Brian always insulting his clothes). In canon, Justin was nothing if not incredibly mature, eloquent, passionate, and occasionally slightly insane; never the little girl fandom seems determined to turn him into. And season one aside (even Brian wore bad clothes in season one), I always thought he dressed really appropriately for a twentyish hot homosexual artist. Jeans, cute sneakers, sweaters, nice jackets and accessories. And where'd the constant hunger in fic come from? Maybe he ate a lot when he was seventeen, but please show me a seventeen year old boy who doesn't eat like a horse. In later episodes I don't recall him staggering about constantly complaining of starvation.

I mean, in certain fics I like authors have incorporated one of these characteristics and they make it work. But on the whole...

Give Justin a little credit, people.

I need to go lie down.

Title: Second Life
Author: juteux
Pairing/Character: Jim/Pam
Rating: PG-13ish
Summary: A boy, his guitar, and big dreams.
Spoilers: Post-405, Local Ad.
Warnings: None. It's fluff.

( Second Life )

I just did a massive flist update for the first time in ages, adding and deleting a bunch of people as necessary. I used to have friendslist updates emailed to me but I forgot that's only for paid members (my paid time died long ago), hence why I was sitting around going, "Hmm, I wonder why I haven't been getting any updates," like a retard. I think I got everyone, but if you've added me recently and I haven't added you back, just holler. Fic will always be public, so if that's what you're here for, there's no need to add me to your flist unless you are insane.

Title: Quincy Jones and the Total Flirt
Author: Cait
Rating: PG
Summary: A conversation between Mindy and John. Gen.
Disclaimer: This is RPF. I made this up. I have no association with Mindy Kaling, John Burke Krasinski, Renee Zellweger, Rashida Jones or Quincy.
Author's notes: Inspired by this picture and the completely hilarious quote. I've never written RPF before, so hooray. I love the dark side.

( A tall drink of water )

Title: Ten Thousand to One
Author: Cait
Pairing/Character: Jim/Pam
Word Count: 1,388
Rating: PG
Summary: Jim, Pam, a bouncy castle.
Spoilers: Post-Safety Training.
Warnings: None.
Author's Notes: Fluff! The episode ate my brain. Please enjoy.

( Ten Thousand to One )

Title: Take Your Son to Work Day
Author: Cait
Pairing/Character: Dwight/Angela, Jim/Pam
Word Count: 2,621
Rating: PG
Summary: Dwight Kurt Schrute IV was born at home on the beet farm. He is the most perfect creation Dwight has ever laid eyes on.
Spoilers: None, a brief reference to the movie 300.
Warnings: None.
Author's Notes: Dwangela baby fluff. :) Happy Easter!

( Take Your Son to Work Day )

Title: Four Weddings and a Bird Funeral, Epilogue
Author: Cait
Pairing/Character: Jim/Pam
Word Count: 265
Rating: PG
Summary: Exactly what the title says. Jim and Pam and their journey.
Spoilers: Up to episode 318, Cocktails.
Warnings: Ridiculous fluffiness.
Author's Notes: Talking head, post-wedding. Thank you again for all the feedback. You guys are awesome and it has been a blast.

The first wedding
The second wedding
The third wedding
The funeral
The interlude
The fourth wedding

( The Epilogue )

Title: Four Weddings and a Bird Funeral, 6/6
Author: Cait
Pairing/Character: Jim/Pam
Word Count: 3,408
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Exactly what the title says. Jim and Pam and their journey.
Spoilers: Up to episode 318, Cocktails.
Warnings: Mentions of sex.
Author's Notes: This was a hard chapter to write! So who's getting married, you may ask? Kevin and Stacy? Oscar and Gil? Hmm...I tried to be as accurate as possible with all the legal mumbo jumbo, but if there are errors please feel free to ignore for the sake of the story.

The first wedding
The second wedding
The third wedding
The funeral
The interlude

( The Fourth Wedding )

Title: Four Weddings and a Bird Funeral, An Interlude
Author: Cait
Pairing/Character: Jim/Pam
Word Count: 1,443
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Exactly what the title says. Jim and Pam and their journey.
Spoilers: Up to episode 318, Cocktails.
Warnings: Mentions of sex.
Author's Notes: A little smut before the final chapter. This takes place after the first wedding, when Jim and Pam leave together. I hadn't planned on this chapter but it just came out of nowhere. I also haven't written het sex in forty million years so I hope it's enjoyable. Thank you so much for all your kind notes and feedback. Each comment is treasured. I really appreciate being welcomed so warmly to a new fandom.

The first wedding
The second wedding
The third wedding
The funeral

( Interlude )

Title: Four Weddings and a Bird Funeral, part 4/5
Author: Cait
Pairing/Character: Jim/Pam
Word Count:1,168
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Exactly what the title says. Jim and Pam and their journey.
Spoilers: Up to episode 318, Cocktails.
Warnings: Mentions of sex.
Author's Notes: First the funeral before we can get to the last wedding. I stole a line from the fabulous Arrested Development, bonus points if you spot it.

The first wedding
The second wedding
The third wedding

( A bird funeral )

Title: Four Weddings and a Bird Funeral, part 3/5
Author: Cait
Pairing/Character: Jim/Pam
Word Count:1,570
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Exactly what the title says. Jim and Pam and their journey.
Spoilers: Up to episode 318, Cocktails.
Warnings: Some bad language.
Author's Notes: Getting closer to the end! There's a nod to the movie Four Weddings and a Funeral in this part.

The first wedding
The second wedding

( Wedding number three... )

Title: Four Weddings and a Bird Funeral, part 2/5
Author: Cait
Pairing/Character: Jim/Pam
Word Count:1,254
Rating: PG
Summary: Exactly what the title says. Jim and Pam and their journey.
Spoilers: Up to episode 318, Cocktails.
Warnings: None.
Author's Notes: More happy fluff! I already had this chapter written so I couldn't help but post it so soon. This stuff is so therapeutic to write, you have no idea. Please enjoy.

Wedding one

( Wedding two )

Title: Four Weddings and a Bird Funeral, part 1/5
Author: Cait
Pairing/Character: Jim/Pam
Word Count: 1,394 so far
Rating: PG
Summary: Exactly what the title says. Jim and Pam and their journey.
Spoilers: Up to episode 318, Cocktails.
Warnings: None.
Author's Notes: Thanks to the awesome Hugh Grant movie for title inspiration. This is fluffy because I'm tired of angst. Enjoy.

( Wedding one )

Title: Monday
Author: juteux
Pairing/Character: Pam, Jim/Pam
Word Count: 479
Rating: PG
Summary: "I'm going to kill Jim Halpert." What happens afterward? A day of talking heads with Pam.
Spoilers: Post-episode 318, Cocktails
Warnings: None.
Author's Notes: Happy Rainn Wilson on SNL Day!

( Monday )

It is midnight here, so this is for my beautiful BFF on her birthday. Tinkie, I don’t tell you enough how much you mean to me and how thankful I am for you. I don’t know how to quit you. You are a fabulous person, wife, teacher and animal mommy, and a wonderful friend. Enjoy every moment of happiness today and the rest of the year. I love you. Your actual present will be in the mail soon, this will have to do in the meantime. I know you like The Office but I hope you like it enough to read this fic. :|

Title: Movie Night, or as I like to call it, Brokeback Scranton
Author: Cait aka Juteux
Pairing/Character: Jim/Pam
Word Count: 1,665
Rating: PG-13 for one bad word and men kissing.
Summary: How gay cowboys brought Jim and Pam together.
Spoilers: If you know the title of the next episode, you're good to go. Also spoilers for the film Brokeback Mountain.
Warnings: None, except way too much fluff.
Author's Notes: For ragingpixie. Also my first Office fic!

( Movie Night )

Title: Shortsighted
Summary: Brian receives some surprising information.

Notes: This is my first fic in more than a year. I apologize for the wait. I hope it is worth it.

I would like to thank susanderavish and leftovert for their inspiration and help with the title. Without them, my dreams for this fic would not have been realized. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

( Shortsighted )

A poll!

Have you noticed me talking about ragingpixie's fabulous gay firemen novel, Heat? (aka 114 pages of pretty boys having sex and angst and more sex)

Have you read said novel and loved it to pieces?

Do you want to read the novel or learn more about it?

Have you ever wished you had a place to discuss Chance/Tucker and the love omg?

If you answered yes to any or all of these questions, you need to join the new community gayfiremen, devoted to the fabulousness that is Heat. Talk about anything - what you love, what made you cry, the best sex scenes (omg porn yay), who would play Chance and Tucker in the movie. The community is moderated by yours truly. Plz join, don't be shy!

oh and happy new year :D it took a lot of spell check to write this post guys.